Boots, destroyer of toilet rolls.

Bus Preachers (1 July 09)

This woman assaulted passengers of the 363 with the crazy lilt, "Come to Jesus, Jesus love you, go to church, go to church". This was not the first time I'd come upon the poor, deluded wretch who over and over repeats this meaningless drivel, and this idiot crone ain't the only one at it; bus preaching has become a feature of Peckham. I'm thinking of learning by heart, sections of the Communist Manifesto to shout right in their faces the next time they ruin my busdaydreaming.

Burnt cone

Butterfly: Open and Shut

The Foundry, 30th June 09, Alan Wilkinson, John Edwards, Steve Noble

And splendid they were. Beardy reckons Mr Wilkison popped his earwax for him. Later Gina Southgate did mark making paintings to John Russell's guitar playing.

Jeff Hilson by Bethany, aged 11: Uncanny

Free Films at The Imperial War Museum

check out the list of Polish films showing for free at The Imperial War Museum, but be glad you didn't see ' To Kill a priest' which is a load of bollocks.